This episode was just…. I don’t know.
We finally wrap up what happened at the end of the Lost Year. It begins with Belle arriving at the castle
to warn Snow, Charming and Regina about how Rumpelstiltskin was back from the
dead and how Zelena was now able to control him with the dagger. The news is interrupted when Zelena swings by
and, after turning Phillip and Aurora into flying monkeys as punishment for them tipping Snow and Charming off about how Zelena had threatened them and their
unborn child if they didn’t let her know when the former Storybrookers returned
to the Enchanted Forest, announces her plans to use Snow and Charming’s second
child in her plans. (Which reminds me,
while Zelena magically froze Snow, Charming and Regina, Belle just stands there
in the background, essentially twiddling her thumbs while Zelena announces her
evil plans. While I get there wasn’t
much she could have done, it was weird that she was just standing there doing
nothing.) Understandably, Snow and
Charming don’t take Zelena’s statements well, especially since this is the
second time their unborn child has been threatened. After a few months go by with no sign of
Zelena anywhere, they’re all ‘well the last time this happened, Rumple’s the
one who told us what to do; maybe he’s
got some ideas.’ Obviously
forgetting the whole issue with Rumpelstiltskin being absolutely bonkers due to
the merging thing, they break into the Dark One’s castle to question him. They don’t really get much from him, until
Belle steps in. Her presence apparently
helps him get a brief moment of clarity (power of True Love, I guess), as he
instructs them to go seek out Glinda, who had been banished from Oz and is now
living in a castle up north, which can be accessed through a magic door portal. They eventually find the door and, upon
venturing through it, they find Glinda.
(LOL. Poor Regina, getting
rejected by the door’s heart-weighing barrier.)
Glinda tells Snow and Charming that the key to defeat Zelena is to get
the green gem she wears away from her, as it is the source of her powers. Yeah, does that sound familiar?
The fact that the movie Oz: The Great and Powerful was released in theaters before this episode aired does make me wonder if that movie didn't inspire the show writers just a teensy bit.
Anyway, the only person who can successfully get that gem away from
Zelena is someone with strong Light Magic.
Immediately, Snow and Charming’s thoughts go to their daughter Emma,
since she is the Product of True Love and all.
But the destruction of Storybrooke had constructed a permanent wall
between the Enchanted Forest and the Land Without Magic. The only known way to bring down that wall is
by casting the Dark Curse- the one that Regina cast, which started this whole
thing. Problem is, Regina can’t cast it
this time, as the Thing She Loves Most is currently Henry, who is a bit out of
reach at the moment. (At this stage of
the game, Regina hadn’t figured out that Robin is her soul mate, and is
therefore still rather snippy to him.) Charming
then up and decides that Snow should cast the curse, using his heart as the
payment. Which is really noble, I must
admit. Especially since they’re doing
this to stop Zelena, who has directly threatened their unborn child. Any good parent would gladly give their life
for their child. But when they do cast
the curse, Zelena again pops up to throw a wrench into the works at the last minute, by adding an
additional ingredient to the Dark Curse so everyone would forget all about the
danger Zelena poses. Which is why
everyone has forgotten what went down during the Lost Year
Now this is when it gets really weird. Now, if I was told that I was about to lose
my memories about someone like Zelena in a matter of moments, I think my first
instinct would be writing a quick note, to fill myself in once the amnesia took
hold. You know, something like ‘we cast the Dark Curse so Emma could come
back to defeat an evil witch who can only be stopped with Light Magic. P.S. don’t trust anyone who goes by the name
Zelena, particularly with your unborn baby.’ But nope, that thought doesn’t cross Snow’s
mind. Instead, she decides the best
action would be to have Regina divide Snow’s heart into two portions and to
give one half of the heart to Charming so he could come back to life. Because they’d already been figuratively
living with a shared heart from the moment they met, anyway. (Ugh, the sappiness of this statement.) While this is sweet and all (and it does
explain how Charming is still alive after having his own heart crushed), it was
a bit self-centered on Snow’s part, particularly since this whole
‘splitting-the-heart-in-two’ thing could have had a detrimental effect on the
baby.
In the present day, the Nevengers are gathered to discuss how they’re
going to stop Zelena from casting her Time Traveling spell. (Well, the Nevengers minus Killian, who we
soon see had been abducted by Gold/Rumpelstiltskin off-screen so Zelena could
confront him about how he still hadn’t taken away Emma’s magic via cursed kiss
and to tell him that if he didn’t comply
before Snow and Charming’s baby is born, she’d have Henry killed.) Figuring that the knowledge of how to defeat
Zelena might be hidden away in their memories of the Lost Year, which was a
correct assumption, they decide the best way to break the curse and get their
memories back is to get Henry to believe in magic. Because True Love’s Kiss would only work if
Henry believed in magic. Since Henry
started believing in magic the first time around because of his storybook, they
figure his memories would return if he got the storybook back. Problem is, the book hadn’t been seen since
Storybrooke was erased at the end of ‘Going
Home.’ After searching through
Snow’s closest back at the loft apartment, which they decide to do upon
remembering how that was where Mary Margret originally found the book, Snow
eventually finds it in a chest filled with scarfs- a chest Emma had looked
through previously without finding anything.
It’s then determined, through a heart-to-heart between Snow and Emma,
that Emma doesn’t want Henry to get his memories of Storybrooke back because
she’s got it in her head that Henry was happier in New York where there weren’t
constant dangers. Snow, however, points
out that Henry may have only been happy because he didn’t remember anyone from
Storybrooke. On the one hand, I can
understand why Emma feels the way she does.
It’s a natural instinct of a mother to want to keep their child safe and
happy, so of course Emma would want that for Henry. But she seems to conveniently forget that
they were never really safe in New York.
If Walsh, the wizard-turned-monkey, was any indication, evil was able to
follow them out of Storybrooke. All
things considered, Henry’s probably a lot safer in Storybrooke than he is
anywhere else. At least in Storybrooke,
Emma has her parents, Killian, Regina, Robin, his band of Merry Men, the
dwarfs, and even Red/Ruby and Granny with her crossbow to provide backup for
her and Henry. And once he’s off of
Zelena’s leash, Gold/Rumple could arguably be added to that list as well. (Although, considering what goes down in
season 4….)
In all honesty, I don’t think even the World Leaders have a
protection detail as strong as the one that’s offered to Emma and Henry in
Storybrooke. And then we also have to
look back at the lesson ‘Red Handed’ provided
us with. Sometimes, the best way to
protect someone is to fill them in on what you’re protecting them from. That way, they’ll be able to be on their
guard and be able to protect themselves.
I’m sure Henry wouldn’t have tried to run off on his own if he’d been
pre-warned there were crazed winged monkeys on the loose. So while Emma’s heart is in the right place,
her methods are questionable.
And this is where things really start moving a mile a minute. The Nevengers return to Granny’s and find Henry isn’t
there. They track him down to the
Storybrooke Pier with the GPS Emma had put in Henry’s phone (what prompted her
to do that? Then again, they were living in New York until recently, so I guess it’s
not that unusual), arriving just in time to save Henry, who is being attacked
by flying monkeys that Killian cannot ward off, particularly after his gun runs
out of bullets. Once the monkeys are
defeated, they give Henry his book, which instantly makes him remember, but
before Emma can break the curse with True Love’s Kiss, Zelena pops up and
snatches him up, planning to kill him.
Emma drives her off with her Light Magic, and Regina, who was knocked to
the ground during the confrontation, regains consciousness and has a proper
reunion with Henry, kissing his forehead.
That kiss ends up breaking the curse and restoring everyone’s memories,
because Regina also loved Henry as much as Emma did. But the victory of getting Henry’s memories
back, not to mention the memories of everyone else in Storybrooke, is short
lived, as Snow suddenly goes into labor.
To quote Meelo from Avatar: The
Legend of Korra, ‘Not now, baby!’
Something that’s never really explained, and has thus caused a lot of
questions among viewers- what exactly happens to the flying monkeys when they
disappear in smoke upon being shot, stabbed or hit with magic? Are they dead? Because it’s been established that these
monkeys are denizens of the Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke? Who exactly were the Nevengers possibly
killing at the Storybrooke pier?
Okay, it’s time I discussed the whole drama scene at the Storybrooke
pier towards the end of this episode. I
have absolutely no problem with Emma getting angry at Killian here, as her
anger is understandable. After all, her
son was almost killed moments before, so her stress level is at maximum right
now. And it really wasn’t a good idea
for Killian to try and take Henry out of Storybrooke without informing Emma
first. How many times have people gone
and made decisions for Emma without getting her input first? Killian was always one of the only people who
hadn’t done that, but now he has. Granted
he was panicking after Zelena directly threatened Henry’s life, and he might
not have felt like there was time to tell Emma what he was going to do, but he
could have left a message for her with Granny or Ruby/Red, asking them to let
Emma know as soon as possible. Besides,
Emma wasn’t aware of the whole story, with how Zelena had openly threatened to
kill Henry roughly an hour earlier, that Henry was trying to run away on his
own when Killian caught up to him, and if Killian hadn’t stepped in when he
did, Henry might have been completely on his own when the flying monkeys
attacked him, with no one there to protect him.
To sum up, Killian really was in a no-win situation that he probably
could have handled a bit better. And while
it was a bit harsh of Emma to state she couldn’t trust him anymore, especially
considering everything she’d been through with Killian before this episode, she
was naturally upset and stressed out over what just happened, particularly
after finding out Killian had been cursed by Zelena. She already knew there was something he
wasn’t telling her about the Lost Year, and now this. What she said was most likely said in the
heat of the moment. How many people say
things they don’t really mean when they’re upset or angry? It’s just human nature to do so. I wouldn’t be surprised if, once she’s taken
the time to calm down and hears the whole story, she’d want to take back what
she said. (And besides, it would be a
tad hypocritical of her to not forgive him for this incident, considering she
once tried to abduct Henry herself, way back in ‘The Stranger.’) So, I’m not
angry at Emma for lashing out at Killian.
However, Charming and Snow are a completely different story. They just immediately butt into Emma and
Killian’s conversation, which really should have been a private one, and are
all ‘yeah, we can’t trust him, bladdy
bladdidy blah!’ Hold up; wait a minute! Where did THIS come from?! I could understand if this was happening in
season 2 or early season 3, but at this point, it was completely uncalled
for. Ever since the season 2 finale,
when Killian turned his ship around and offered to help rescue Henry, he has
proven himself again and again. This is
the man who returned to Neverland, the place that was his own personal Hell, to
help get Henry back from Pan, the one who was forced to relive his brother’s
death when Charming was poisoned, and also saved Charming’s life from the
Dreamshade. He’s the one who found a way
into the Land Without Magic to restore Emma’s memories and brought her back to
Storybrooke so she could help stop Zelena. While I realize the last Snow and Charming had heard from Killian prior to him returning to Storybrooke with Emma and Henry in tow was him riding off on his own,stating that the hero thing didn't take, throughout this whole season, Killian has been there every step of the
way during both the Neverland and Wizard of Oz arcs, doing whatever he could to
help Emma and the rest of the Charming-Mills extended family, and with the
exception of the ‘Good Form’ toast
and kiss, no one has ever really thanked him or acknowledged his efforts. And now, Charming and Snow decide he can’t be
trusted? All because he apparently lied about
Snow and Charming sending him a message to bring Emma back? Okay, I’m sorry, but…no. No, he didn’t. Killian said he THOUGHT they had
sent the message, based on the fact that the letter was delivered by bird
messenger. At the time, Charming even
commented that it certainly sounded like Snow’s M.O., so he can’t be blamed for
making the same conclusion. Making an
educated guess when all the facts you’re presented with points to that answer,
and then having it turn out that you guessed wrong is NOT lying. I sincerely hope that Snow and Charming later
apologized profusely to Killian for this moment off-screen, because he really
did not deserve this crap. Once again, I
have to blame Nealfirebagelperson for this situation. This whole mess could have been avoided if
he’d just signed that stupid letter. I
realize he was in a bad way when he wrote it and didn’t have a lot of time, but
for crying out loud! It was only four
stinking letters! (Yeah, I am so not a
fan of Neal.)
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